I hate ranting on LJ, I usually rant at my friends. But I have no friends around currently to rant at, so sorry LJ...

Girls night out means girls night out right? From that you assume, a bunch of female friends are going out. I had organised a girls night out with my nmate who i havent seen in aaaages! All is well, find hunky dory. She tells me today, the day of the grand adventure, that shes bringing her dopey lazy wanker of a boyfriend.

Rule 1. NO BOYS ON A GIRLS NIGHT OUT. I have fellas I would have wanted to bring, and now its too late.

This isn't a girls night out any more. It's a date for her and her boyfriend, and I am going to be chaperone. OH JOY.

I want to make excuses, but really, all there is to say is, I HATE YOUR BOYFRIEND AND DO NOT WISH TO SOCIALISE WITH HIM UNDER ANY CURCUMSTANCES. Of course I can't say that because I might upset her. She's very sensitive about people calling her boyfriend a knob, because she knows its true yet is too afraid to be out there alone and wont ditch him.

I am now going to go text every one of my male friends and beg for their company. They can't all have jobs...